So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
did i just pee glitter
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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