literally had 100 drinks last night.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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