Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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