belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So many bounce houses so little time
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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