You can't special order awesome
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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