sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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