what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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