We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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