i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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