Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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