I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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