i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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