Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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