Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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