So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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