Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Randomize
