I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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