she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I think I sprained my soul last night
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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