she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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