the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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