If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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