Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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