Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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