i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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