i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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