I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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