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(281): View more from Texas

They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.

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(630): View more from Illinois

week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.

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(561): View more from Florida

my being single is dangerous.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it

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(702): View more from Nevada

You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.

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