Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
