so explain again why im purple
no
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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