im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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