Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
my liver is dry heaving
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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