What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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