I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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