im about as happy as oj after his trial
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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