I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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