That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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