You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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