Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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