He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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