thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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