Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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