So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
meet me or not, i'm out of control
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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