i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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