make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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