My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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