508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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