Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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