i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
we're making bets on your personal life
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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