Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Randomize
