So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Boobs are out for the taking
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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