I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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