I hate all girls vehemently.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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