I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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