Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just forgot I was standing up.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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