I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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