Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize
