in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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