We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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